Quotes from Ezra

Here are some hilarious quotes from our very funny two year old. Some of you will recognize them from Facebook, but I wanted to share them with everyone, and I wanted a more permanent record of them. I just realized there are quite a few. Enjoy!

Me, "Ezra, you are the smartest little boy I know!"


Ezra, trying to repay the compliment, "And Mommy, you're...you're a....you're a tiny woman!". 




Ezra, while sitting on my lap facing me, lays back and announces, "This is my vacation Mommy!"


Me, "Is it?"


Ezra, closing his eyes, "Yah, see ya later Mom."


Ezra puts his grey bunnyhug on his head and says, "Mommy, I look like Grandma Dawn now!"


Me, "What do you mean?"


Ezra, "I have grey hair!"


Ezra, raising his eyebrows over and over again, "Look Mommy! My eyebrows are dancing! Let's make our eyebrows dance together! Can we? Yes we CAN!"

To me, while I am sewing, Ezra says, "What are you making Mommy?

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Me, "What does it look like to you Ezra?" 


Ezra, with great enthusiasm and rhythm, "It's a hat! It's a shirt! It's a bicycle seat!"


Me, "Really? What are you talking about?"


Ezra, "No- it's not a Thneed."

 (A Thneed is from The Lorax by Dr. Seuss)


Me, "Ezra we don't jump on the couch."


Ezra, "I'm not! I'm giggling with my feet!"


Ezra, singing while patting on my abdomen, "Belly drum! Belly drum! Belly drum!" pauses, caulks his head, "Your belly drum is squishy Mommy." 



Ezra, at the dinner table: "Daddy I love your armpits." 


Rob, giving me a confused look (which I reciprocated): "What do you mean you love my armpits?"


Ezra, giggling: "They have hair in them!"


Me: "Ezra did you know that raisins come from grapes?"


Ezra: "Is that true Mommy?"


Me: "Yes it's true!"


Ezra: "Do you KNOW it's true?"


Ezra, while playing with his ambulance: "Oh no! The woman is going to the hospital!"


Me: "Uh oh! Is she going to be okay? What happened to her?" 


Ezra, frowning: "She's hurt. She got cut!"


Me, slightly concerned about where this is going: "Is she going to be okay? What kind of cut did she get?"


Ezra: "Yeah. It's just a haircut.


While taking a ride on the city bus, pointing to the man across from us, Ezra: "Look Mommy- that man has no legs!"


Me, embarrassed: "Yes he does Ezra."


Ezra: "No he doesn't."


Me: "Ezra, that man is wearing shorts instead of pants. He still has legs."


Ezra: "No he doesn't Mommy!"


Me: "Do you see his knees Ezra? And his feet? He has legs on his body, just not legs on his pants." 


Ezra: "Oh. Yeah."


Ezra, coming out of his bedroom: "Mommy! Take a guess!"


Me: "A guess at what? What am I guessing?"


Ezra: "Guess me!"


Me: "What do you mean?"


Ezra: "I'm a teenager now!"


Ezra, looking at a picture of a bear, "What does he have on his toes Mommy?" 


Me, "He has claws, they're kind of like toenails- you have toenails, a bear has claws." 


Ezra, without thinking, pipes up, "And Santa has claws too!" 


Me, "BAHAHA! No honey, that's a different kind of claws. Santa's NAME is Claus, like your name is Ezra Paul, his name is Santa CLAUS."


Ezra, answering a pretend phone, "Hello?" (waits) "My name's Ezra, I'm not interested!"


Rob, wondering what's going on, "Ezra who called you?"


Ezra, "Someone annoying.".

Ezra, singing and doing actions, "Head and shoulders knees and toes...and pockets!"