Oh, Ezra. You're too funny.

Here are some funny things Ezra has said/done recently.

Me: "What should we have for lunch today Ezra?"
Ezra: "DINOSAUR PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

E:"Mommy, mommy the dinosaurs are dancing!"
Me: "Oh are they?"
E: "Yeah! They dancing to Saskatoon!"

E:"You get me!" running away to be tickled.

While looking at a National Geographic book on birds:
E: "Mommy, do you see peacocks?"
Me: "Yes I do see them."
E: Thinks for a minute, then asks: "Mommy, show me Poo-cocks."

One night, Ezra told me he wanted to have a donut for a bedtime snack. I said no, and after some negotiation, he gladly accepted peanut butter toast-one of his favourite things. I cut the toast into four squares, as usual, and he then proceeded to poke a hole in the centre of each toast square and referred to it as, "Ezra's peanut butter donut snack".

Rob, as he is putting Ezra to bed: "What should we pray for tonight Ezra?"
E: "Dear Jesus, A cute baby, Amen."

Me: "Ezra what do you think we should name the Baby?"
E: "Um...Muffins!"

To Rob, as I come out of the bathroom after a bath dressed in a large white towel: "Mommy's a pretty snowman Daddy!"

To explain why he bathed a Mega Bloks character in the toilet:
E: "Working man need a bath."
Me: "Why did he need a bath?"
E: "Got dirty."
Me: "What was he doing that made him get dirty?"
E: "Working on tall castle." (for an example of a tall castle, Refer to the post titled: Architect Ezra)

E, playing with his dad: "Thomas the train prayin Daddy: Dear Jesus, TOOT TOOT! Amen!"

E: "Pink clouds!!!!!! A special TREAT!"

E: "Ezra has two waters! A special TREAT!"

While making chocolate chip cookies with me, he says, referring to the dough: "Mommy that's coffee!"
Me: "No sweetie, it's cookie dough."
E, with his face nearly in the mixing bowl: "Hello Coffee Playdough!"

Yelling to the window cleaner on the building next to us, who was dressed in a t-shirt: "Hey Man! Very windy! Where's coat? Pretty cold man! Where's hat? Hey! MAN! Pretty cold MAN!". Oddly enough the window cleaner came to work the next day with a toque and a winter coat.